JayEllGii's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Office Computer]

Fearsome beastie. I'd be curious to hear its startup sounds...

[Old lady falls and can't get up]

She needs a sturdier cane.

And a new travel agent.

[Sin]

Hey, if these colorful critters is what you get out of the Good Book, maybe it IS good for something.

WVDB responds:

"And so I tell you, every kind of sin is standing to be forgiven;
But blasphemy against the spirit will not be forgiven!
Impurity, lust, and evil desires.
Don't be greedy!
For a greedy person is a idolater, worshiping the
Things of this world,
Because of these sins, the anger of God is coming!"

... is what inspired me.
And no, I'm atheist.

[Bongo's dungeon]

If only poor Bongo had known about Wesley Snipes.

WVDB responds:

That's... a pretty obscure refference.

[Athena]

That birthing must have hurt like a motherfucker, but I don't feel a bit sorry for the old bastard. He was the king of all jerkoffs. =)

[Graveyard. Night]

This is so beautiful.

[Fog]

Okay, I've got the shivers, now.

[The hole]

After wandering around this place for too long, you'd probably end up ducking into there just to rest your eyes.

[Critical Thinking]

He divided by zero.

[Jesus is coming back]

I'd like to see what kind of file the city has on Jesus.