The world is a mixed-up place, filled with cross-wired cues and muddled messages.

Given that, a battle between two such mismatched warriors as innocence and experience is always a wild ride.

And more often than not, it's the dizzy diminutives who get caught in the thick of it all.

Chronicling the congenitally confused, the perpetually perplexed, and the habitually hornswoggled, ANECDOTE is the sprawling story of some young'uns, some old'uns...and some assembly required.